Dean’s Martini

Did you know famous inebriated crooner, and former partner of Jerry Lewis, Dean Martin really just had apple juice in his glass instead of an alcoholic beverage?

Tastes like Grant Goodeve

Did you know that famed Eight is Enough actor Dick Van Patten owns a dog food company? IT’S TRUE!!!!!!!!!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #612, #608  (and many others)

Heeeyyyyyy, here’s where the title goes

Hey did you know Henry Winkler is the nicest guy in show business?
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #608 (and others)

Not for use on computer monitors

Did you know that Michael Nesmith’s (of the Monkees) mother invented white-out?
(Technically, it was Liquid Paper.)
-Submitted by stubbypete

[ insert oak ridge boys reference ]

Did you know that the stripper pictured on the cover of Tom Waits’ classic album Small Change is one Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elvira: Mistress of the Dark?
-Submitted by Keith Talent

Albert Einstein is a comedy genius

Hey, did you know that actor/director Albert Brooks, and Super Dave Osborne are brothers? Their real names are Albert and Bob Einstein.
-Submitted by Pat Francis

Can you count to Se7en?

Hey, everybody! Did you know Morgan Freeman was a cast member on the 1970s children’s show The Electric Company? Yeah, he played smooth hipster Easy Reader, hip DJ Mel Mounds, and Vincent the Vegetable Vampire!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #523


Special Pat Francis Edition, Part 1

Hey, did you know that Denzel Washington was on St. Elsewhere?
-Pat Francis, Never Not Funny #523

Special Pat Francis Edition, Part 2

You guys know that Will Smith was on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
-Pat Francis, Never Not Funny #523


Julia got the looks

Hey did you guys know that Eric Roberts is actually a pretty good actor?
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #412