Peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies optional
Did you know the most popular ice cream flavor is vanilla? It’s true!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #615
We already know these things! Give it a rest.
Did you know the most popular ice cream flavor is vanilla? It’s true!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #615
Yeah, listen to this everybody… did you know that Jay Leno doesn’t spend any of his Tonight Show money? That’s right! He’s a standup comedian, and he lives totally on his standup money! For real!
-Source: Jay Leno, every time he opens his fucking mouth