Too many double-entendres to choose from

Did ya know that Sean Penn and Madonna went to Pink’s hot dog stand on their first date?
-Matt Belknap, Never Not Funny #602

[ insert oak ridge boys reference ]

Did you know that the stripper pictured on the cover of Tom Waits’ classic album Small Change is one Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elvira: Mistress of the Dark?
-Submitted by Keith Talent

Make me up before I go-go

You won’t believe this! Did you know that [Jim Carrey / Mike Meyers / ¬†Eddie Murphy / Roddy McDowell] had to spend [3 hours / 5 hours / 7 hours / bajillion hours] every day getting makeup applied for his role in [The Grinch / Austin Powers / The Nutty Professor / Planet of the Apes]? It’s true!!!
-Matt Belknap, Never Not Funny #604

Albert Einstein is a comedy genius

Hey, did you know that actor/director Albert Brooks, and Super Dave Osborne are brothers? Their real names are Albert and Bob Einstein.
-Submitted by Pat Francis