He writes the (other) songs

Hey did you know Barry Manilow did not write his hit I Write the Songs?

-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #623

Peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies optional

Did you know the most popular ice cream flavor is vanilla? It’s true!
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #615

ObTriv: Special Big-Jaw Edition

Yeah, listen to this everybody… did you know that Jay Leno doesn’t spend any of his Tonight Show money? That’s right! He’s a standup comedian, and he lives totally on his standup money! For real!
-Source: Jay Leno, every time he opens his fucking mouth