Trick… or… … … … TREAT!

Did you know the killer in Halloween wore a William Shatner mask?
-Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #159

I love the phrase “above his station”

Hey, did you know America’s Got Talent host Nick Cannon is married to Mariah Carey?
-Matt Belknap, Never Not Funny #514

He finally joined Elizabeth

Did you guys know that after years of having fake heart attacks on Sanford and Son, Red Foxx really did die from a heart attack? And the people around him thought he was still faking!
Submitted by stubbypete.

Easier than cello in a marching band

Didja know Woody Allen plays clarinet in a band? Yeah, that’s why he’s never at the Oscars, even if he’s nominated; he’d rather play in his band, man!
Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #510

He was in Steely Dan, and you’re not

Hey, did you know Chevy Chase was an original member of Steely Dan?
Jimmy Pardo, UCLA Convention Center lobby, to me.

Trivia! Eat it up, yum!

Did you know that Billy Mumy, who played Will Robinson on the old Lost in Space TV show, was in a music duo called Barnes & Barnes, and they did that weird Fish Heads song? It’s true! [See comment for surprise bonus trivia.]
Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #308

What if his last name was Dickinson?

Hey did you know actor Joe Pantoliano likes to be called “Joey Pants”?
Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #308

And Jimmy Pardo is sometimes serious

Didja know that Ugly Betty star America Ferrera is actually pretty?
Submitted by Shane (Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #403)

What’s the jeep cap hiding?

Did you know Gary Burghoff’s left hand is deformed? When he played Radar on M*A*S*H, he often carried a clipboard to hide it!
Jimmy Pardo, Never Not Funny #507

Insert your own lame pun here

Did you guys know Peter Falk has only one eye?
Submitted by Krys.

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